WordPress Guru wanted

I’m looking for someone to design a new wordpress template for this site. I’ve been googling around and not having much luck finding portfolios that really blow me away. Or the ones that I love are designed by people who have enough work to keep them going for the next thousand years.

I will pay professional rates. If you’re interested please send a link to your portfolio and an inkling of your capabilities and experience to jlATjustinelarbalestierDOTcom