Q: Why on earth should I read yet another novel about vampires? I’m so over them!
A1: Because this is the One True Vampire Novel.
A2: Just kidding. Team Human is a satire. We totally make fun of vampires. You vampire haters will adore it.
Q: I love vampire novels but I’m worried that you and Sarah Rees Brennan are making fun of vampires in this book.
A: Totally untrue. Sarah and I adore vampires. We would never mock them. Except from a very loving place. Our book is perfect for vampire lovers. Just ask Maureen Johnson.