Last night I dreamed that I rang many credit card companies trying to get stolen credit cards replaced. I was even put on hold. There was muzak. Numbered options. To pay your bill press 1. If your card has been stolen press 2. To talk to an operator press 0.
It was the most boring dream in the history of dreams. I am still angry at the injustice of such wasted dream time!
- Dear Subconscious,
Do that again and nastiness will ensue. I mean it.
As in you will be fired!
Do you understand?
Now, let us return to the dragons, mangosteens, and flying.
Yours in a snit,
I hope you’re all having much better dreams. Though no need to tell me about them. All dreams retold are dull. It’s a rule.
Especially mine. Sorry about boring you! But it only seemed fair since it bored me . . .