Book tour wisdom

There are two golden rules of the book tour:

  • Eat whenever you can
  • Pee whenever you can.

That is all.

13 comments

  1. serafina zane
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    too true. well, i’ve never been on a book tour, but i would say those are the golden rules of any traveling. or life, really.

  2. hehe. yeah. i do that a lot. dont go pee when i should. yeah that really stinks when that happens. and i mean it really stinks. those airplane restrooms are not pleasant.

    -Lizzy-wa OUT! 😛

  3. I once read an interview with Prince Philip (who I am fascinated by in a totally odd way), and he was asked what he had learned being Prince Consort. His answer: “Always use the bathroom whenever you can, because you never know when you will have another opportunity.”

  4. These are my exact rules for riding the Greyhound! If I ever get a book published, it’s good to know I’ll be totally prepared.

  5. Just try not to combine those two activities — yes, it may save you some time, but it’s still wrong…

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