1. serafina zane on #

    too true. well, i’ve never been on a book tour, but i would say those are the golden rules of any traveling. or life, really.

  2. Kadie-Wa on #

    lol. So true…soooo true.

  3. janet on #

    You forgot “never volunteer for anything.” Oh, wait, that’s infantryman’s wisdom.

  4. hillary! on #

    sounds like a road trip. i hated those when i was kid. always had to pee and always hungry.

  5. kim on #

    you forgot one justine
    “sleep whenever and wherever you can”

  6. Jen Robinson on #

    The second one especially is my rule on all trips. Good luck!

  7. coe booth on #

    words to live by…

  8. Danica on #

    Wow…that sounds like…fun?
    Glad you guys are having a good time.

  9. Lizzy-wa on #

    hehe. yeah. i do that a lot. dont go pee when i should. yeah that really stinks when that happens. and i mean it really stinks. those airplane restrooms are not pleasant.

    -Lizzy-wa OUT! 😛

  10. Robert Legault on #

    I once read an interview with Prince Philip (who I am fascinated by in a totally odd way), and he was asked what he had learned being Prince Consort. His answer: “Always use the bathroom whenever you can, because you never know when you will have another opportunity.”

  11. Anarchivist on #

    These are my exact rules for riding the Greyhound! If I ever get a book published, it’s good to know I’ll be totally prepared.

  12. Justine on #

    Yup, I hear it also applies to jewel heists and prison breaks.

  13. John H on #

    Just try not to combine those two activities — yes, it may save you some time, but it’s still wrong…

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