Fairies
List of Known Fairies
All boys will like you: Fiorenze’s fairy
Bacon: Ensures your bacon is always cooked just how you like it.
Bladder: You never need to go in the middle of a movie and when you do need to go there’s always a bathroom around.
Cat: All cats like you even if they bite or scratch everyone else
Charisma: A fairy that seems to mostly hang out with Ours; or maybe they become Ours because they have this fairy
Clean-clothes: No one will ever spill spaghetti on your white sweater again. Boring but useful.
Clothes shopping: Rochelle’s fairy. I am so jealous.
Dog: All dogs like you even if they bite or pee on everyone else
Ears like a fox: The existence of this fairy is only rumoured. Oddly enough only teachers and parents seem to have it.
Eyes in the back of the head: Another rumoured fairy, which is also supposedly possessed only by teachers and parents.
Footpath: Your guess is as good as mine
Good hair: This would also be nice
Good skin: As would this
Good story fairy: Even when bad things happen to you this fairy turns them into an excellent story. When a writer has this fairy they always get great ideas, which is not that fabulous given that writing the good ideas is the hard part, not getting them.
Grip: Danders Anders’ fairy: whatever he picks up stays in his hands until he decides to let it go.
Jukebox: Waverly Burnham-Stone’s fairy
Knowing-what-your-children-are-up-to: Charlie’s mum’s fairy
Loose change finding: One of the most common fairies
Monkey: All monkeys like you even if they bite or scratch or fling poo at everyone else
Never being late: This sounds a bit more like a curse than a blessing
Never getting cold: Another fairy I’d love to have
Never getting lost: I’ve met a couple of people with this one. Dead useful.
Parking: Charlie’s fairy. Something only crazy car-loving types would want.
Photogenic: The fairy that means you look great in every photo ever taken of you
Serving (tennis): Sandra’s fairy
Setting-students-on-fire: There’s no proof this fairy actually exists.
Sleep: I’m not sure about this fairy. I really enjoy sleeping, but on the other hand, being able to get by with little or no sleep without being cranky or hallucinating or having accidents—that’d be good. Think how many more books I could write a year!
Stealing: The Burnham-Stone family fairy. Definitely dodgy.
Surfer: With this fairy you can catch any wave.