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A very good question

Posted by Justine at 0:00, December 3rd, 2008 under Cons & Other Gatherings, Scott's books, State of the World, Young Adult literature | 31 Comments »

On the back of your sound advice

I have decided that I will do all future signings my way and ignore Scott's advice entirely. The only people who can tell me to hurry up when signing is whoever is running it. So there, Scott! I hasten to add that crazy long signings are not a regular occurrence for me. They pretty much only happen at places like NCTE or TLA or on school visits. If I had lines like Scott gets routinely I would probably study how he gets through a line speedily while also managing to chat to those he's signing for. He is a master. He does in fifteen seconds what takes me a minute. ((This could be because he's a USian and I'm ...

Posted by Justine at 17:28, November 26th, 2008 under Cons & Other Gatherings, New York City/USA, Praising, Sydney/Australia, Writing life | 3 Comments »

Question for those who like to get their books signed

Scott and me are having a wee bit of an argument. He thinks I sign too slow on account of I like to chat to everyone and make my dedication as personal as possible. He thinks that's fine with a very short queue but when the line is long you owe it to the people standing in line waiting to go as fast as possible. The argument arose because I had a big line at NCTE ((National Council of Teachers of English)) on account of the lovely Professor Nana talked very enthusiastically about How To Ditch Your Fairy. Bless you! In my defense Where I was sitting I couldn't see the queue so I didn't know how long it was. English ...

Posted by Justine at 0:37, November 25th, 2008 under Cons & Other Gatherings, Fans & readers, Scott's books, Writing life | 30 Comments »

BookPeople questions we ran out of time to answer

Posted by Justine at 13:20, November 21st, 2008 under Book tour, Cons & Other Gatherings, Fans & readers, How To Ditch Your Fairy, Liar Book, New York City/USA, Next novel, Scott's books, Writing process, Young Adult literature | 12 Comments »

In Texas

So we made it in one piece to sunny, warm Texas. Wow. The weather is so much better here than it was in NYC. Yay that we're here and not there. You can catch me and Scott at BookPeople tonight and then you can see me do my thing in San Antonio tomorrow night: Wednesday, 19 November 2008, 7:30PM With Scott Westerfeld BookPeople 603 N. Lamar Austin, Texas Thursday, 20 November 2008, 7:00PM Barnes & Noble Northwoods Shopping Center 18030 Highway 281 North San Antonio, Texas Hope to see some of you there!

Posted by Justine at 12:42, November 19th, 2008 under Cons & Other Gatherings, How To Ditch Your Fairy, New York City/USA | 1 Comment »

North American HTDYF tour winds up (Oz tour begins?)

Posted by Justine at 9:40, November 14th, 2008 under Book tour, Cons & Other Gatherings, How To Ditch Your Fairy, Love is Hell, New York City/USA, Reading, Sport, State of the World, Sydney/Australia, What's your fairy? | 11 Comments »

Oh Canada!

I have neglected to let all you fabulous Canadians know that I will be in Canada next week. Toronto to be precise and, yes, there will be an appearance. Me and Scott will be here next Monday: Monday, 27 October, 7:00PM-8:00PM Indigo Bookstore Yorkdale Mall 3401 Dufferin Street Toronto, Ontario Here's hoping some of my Torontonian readers will be there. I promise to tell really gross vomit stories. Or, you know, not, if that grosses you out. They're really great vomit stories, but.

Posted by Justine at 0:21, October 20th, 2008 under Cons & Other Gatherings, How To Ditch Your Fairy, Travelling | 5 Comments »

I was wrong

Posted by Justine at 0:00, October 15th, 2008 under Book tour, Cons & Other Gatherings, How To Ditch Your Fairy, New York City/USA | 3 Comments »

Questions authors always get asked

Posted by Justine at 0:00, October 13th, 2008 under Cons & Other Gatherings, Ideas, Writing life | 7 Comments »

Thank you!

Posted by Justine at 13:53, October 10th, 2008 under Cons & Other Gatherings, Fans & readers | 3 Comments »

Justine’s Last Gig

Posted by Justine at 18:46, October 9th, 2008 under Book tour, Cons & Other Gatherings, How To Ditch Your Fairy, New York City/USA | 3 Comments »

Scalzi was right

Posted by Justine at 9:25, October 8th, 2008 under Book tour, Cons & Other Gatherings, How To Ditch Your Fairy, New York City/USA | 6 Comments »

Off to various parts of Ohio and Kansas City, Missouri

Posted by Justine at 0:00, October 5th, 2008 under Book tour, Cons & Other Gatherings, How To Ditch Your Fairy, New York City/USA | 3 Comments »

I wish

Posted by Justine at 14:08, October 3rd, 2008 under Book tour, Cons & Other Gatherings, How To Ditch Your Fairy, New York City/USA, Praising, Viewing, Whingeing | 5 Comments »

Zombies! + book divas + banned books week

Posted by Justine at 0:00, September 30th, 2008 under Bloggery, Book challenges, Cons & Other Gatherings, New York City/USA, Praising, Reading, Science, State of the World, Travelling, Young Adult literature, Zombies | 7 Comments »

A Few More Fairies + Michigan week

Posted by Justine at 0:00, September 29th, 2008 under Book tour, Cons & Other Gatherings, How To Ditch Your Fairy, New York City/USA, Travelling, What's your fairy?, Young Adult literature | 7 Comments »

I have a fairy

Posted by Justine at 0:16, September 28th, 2008 under Cons & Other Gatherings, How To Ditch Your Fairy | 5 Comments »

Liberty wins + appearance

The New York Liberty won the first game of the Eastern Conference Finals. It was an ugly win. An ugly game. The only grace notes were Deanna Nolan's gorgeous shooting---I swear she stays up in the air for seconds at a time, she looks great even when she misses---the great turnout, and the fact that we won. I didn't think it was possible for me to hate Bill Laimbeer more than I do. But his performance tonight pushed my hate a few notches upward. How he managed not to get a delay of game call or a technical I will never understand. Sit down, Bill! Later today I will be in Larchmont, which is a mere twenty minutes from Grand Central: Saturday, ...

Posted by Justine at 0:27, September 27th, 2008 under Basketball, Cons & Other Gatherings, How To Ditch Your Fairy, Sport | 3 Comments »

A most excellent day

Posted by Justine at 12:40, September 23rd, 2008 under Basketball, Cons & Other Gatherings, How To Ditch Your Fairy, Liar Book, New York City/USA, Praising, Sport, Writing goals & milestones, Young Adult literature | 7 Comments »

More fairies + two events this week

Because you deserve it, some more YA author fairies for your delectation: Penni Russon, author of the wondrous Undine trilogy, has a most useful fairy: I have a voice recognition fairy - with her help I can always pick out celebrity voices in animations. As you might imagine this is a very useful skill and has served me well on numerous occasions. I wish I had a zen master fairy to help with the parenting of the children. Lauren Myracle, author of the amazing and terrifying Bliss, had this to say when I asked her what her fairy is: My Starbucks fairy simply loves Starbucks and steers me toward one EVERY DAY, regardless of any opinion *I* might have on the ...

Posted by Justine at 0:00, September 22nd, 2008 under Cons & Other Gatherings, How To Ditch Your Fairy, What's your fairy? | 3 Comments »

Quick answer

Posted by Justine at 15:39, September 21st, 2008 under Cons & Other Gatherings, Fans & readers, How To Ditch Your Fairy, Reading, Young Adult literature | 7 Comments »

Borderlands cat

I have never published a photo of a cat on my blog before. This is because I believe it is a cheap way to gain visitors to your blog. I have vowed never to stoop so low. However, I recently stopped in at Borderlands Books to say hi to Jude and sign stock. A visit to Borderlands also means hanging out with Ripley the store cat. Ripley is the weirdest looking cat I have ever seen. She's a Sphynx, who are hairless space aliens. Ripley was recovering from surgery and attired in an old t-shirt to protect her stitches. This made her somewhat grumpy. As it would. Fortunately there is now a second Borderlands cat, Ash, who deigned ...

Posted by Justine at 16:59, September 20th, 2008 under Cons & Other Gatherings, How To Ditch Your Fairy, New York City/USA | 11 Comments »

Ciao San Francisco

Scott here, guest-blogging from the West Coast Tour Command Center (aka Room 401). Justine is out talking to kids at schools, so I'm holding down the fort (aka ordering room service). This is just a reminder that Justine has a gig at Not Your Mother's Book Club tonight (aka Thursday, Sep 18). The store is Books Inc. The address is 601 Van Ness. The city is San Francisco. The time: 7PM. We hope to see you there! And just because I'm briefly in control of Justine's blog: it's 'color,' not 'colour.' That's because we save our u's for this: U-S-A! U-S-A! U-S-A! (I'm in so much trouble. Heh.)

Posted by Justine at 14:30, September 18th, 2008 under Book tour, Cons & Other Gatherings, How To Ditch Your Fairy, New York City/USA | 15 Comments »

Why I like the Bay Area

Because they have signs like this at the entrance to their school libraries: Isn't that absolutely wonderful? Made me so happy! Yesterday I got many texts telling me that How To Ditch Your Fairy had been boingled. Thank you, Cory! And Whatever'd. Thank you, Scalzi! And Slayground'd! Thank you, Little Willow! I also learned that HTDYF is on the Lone Star list. Since Texas is my favourite state in the union ((Other than all the other ones I love.)) that pretty much made my day too. To quickly answers some questions: The tour is going fabulously. I'm having the time of my life. I heart all the bookshops I've been ...

Posted by Justine at 10:33, September 17th, 2008 under Book tour, Cons & Other Gatherings, How To Ditch Your Fairy, New York City/USA | 12 Comments »

I do not like junk food

My imminent tour---I get on a plane to California in a matter of hours---has left me contemplating the one bad thing about book tours: junk food. Sometimes while going from school visit to book shop appearance there's little time for eating and the options available are limited to substances I would rather not eat. ((How do I know this? From accompanying Scott on his tour and from hearing tales of other people's tours.)) I does not like the junk food. I have nothing against anyone else consuming it, but me, I does not want to. My lack of junk food love never used to be a problem back home. But here in the US many people are personally insulted by ...

Posted by Justine at 0:00, September 14th, 2008 under Book tour, Cons & Other Gatherings, Food, How To Ditch Your Fairy, Whingeing | 15 Comments »

Updated HTDYF Tour Info

Just to let you all know that the mighty How To Ditch Your Fairy Tour begins on Monday in Northern California. For all those complaining that I'm not going to Southern California: it's not up to me, it's down to demand and my publicist. The tour page is constantly being updated with correct addresses and times and extra events. Today I added a couple of in-store stock signings as well as the address and time for the Schuler's event in Walker, Michigan. What is an in-store stock signing you ask? It means I'll be stopping in at a book shop and signing but I won't be reading, or doing Q&A, or juggling, or anything fancy. But if you're ...

Posted by Justine at 0:01, September 13th, 2008 under Bloggery, Book tour, Cons & Other Gatherings, How To Ditch Your Fairy, New York City/USA | 6 Comments »

How To Ditch Your Fairy tour (updated)

Starting on Monday 15 September I will be roaming around the US of A teaching people how to get rid of fairies that annoy them. It's a tough job but someone has to do it. Next week will be all northern California, then there'll be a bit of a break with stops in Philadelphia and New York, before I set out for Michigan, Ohio, and Missouri. Then in November there will be some Texas appearances. That's right, my tour covers seven different states. Not bad, eh? Full details can be found here. Complaints about my not going to your town or your state should be sent to my publicist. You can find her address here. This is my very ...

Posted by Justine at 0:00, September 8th, 2008 under Book tour, Cons & Other Gatherings, How To Ditch Your Fairy, New York City/USA | 29 Comments »

Not up to me

Posted by Justine at 21:20, September 2nd, 2008 under Book tour, Cons & Other Gatherings, Fans & readers, How To Ditch Your Fairy, Publishing business | 3 Comments »

September is HTDYF month

Posted by Justine at 13:55, September 2nd, 2008 under Book tour, Cons & Other Gatherings, How To Ditch Your Fairy, Writing goals & milestones | 11 Comments »

When writing is easy

Posted by Justine at 11:48, June 1st, 2008 under Cons & Other Gatherings, Writing life, Young Adult literature | 4 Comments »

No WisCon for me

Several peoples have writ me saying, "See you at WisCon!" Alas and alack they will not. Scott's niece Renee is graduating and we will be there to cheer her on. Go, Renee! This is the second year in a row we have not been. I does not like it. WisCon is my favourite con in the whole world filled with all my favourite peoples. I love it so much that for a while there I organised the academic track and then the readings. I feel like I am a WisCon hometown girl. And here I am missing it again. Wah. Bad enough that I haven't been to my real home in a year. Hope everyone has fun without me. Even ...

Posted by Justine at 16:12, May 22nd, 2008 under Cons & Other Gatherings, Sydney/Australia, Whingeing | 10 Comments »

Vicious dogs and other joys

Posted by Justine at 14:18, April 11th, 2008 under Bloggery, Cons & Other Gatherings, Publishing business, Travelling | 14 Comments »

Bologna (updated)

We are in Bologna at the Children's Book Fair. There are five of us in a tower flat. Me, Scott, Holly, Cassie and Maureen. We are the Tower Gang. So far we have eaten really good food, gossiped and walked under many porticoes. Tomorrow the fair starts and we meet our non-English language publishers. And we eat more good food. My life is so very hard. Update: Fine. Here have some photos. Courtesy of Maureen, which is why she is not in them. I will remedy that later.

Posted by Justine at 12:25, March 30th, 2008 under Cons & Other Gatherings, Travelling | 14 Comments »

Rome = good; Internet = not so much

Posted by Justine at 5:57, March 21st, 2008 under Cons & Other Gatherings, Travelling, Whingeing | 10 Comments »

Writers and fans

Posted by Justine at 12:44, March 6th, 2008 under Bloggery, Cons & Other Gatherings, Fans & readers, Words & Language, Writing life, Young Adult literature | 10 Comments »

Why can’t I be Guest of Honour all the time?

I will confess that I was nervous about going to High Voltage ConFusion. There were several reasons for this: I'm afraid of cold places. And Detroit in winter is COLD. ((How cold? Minus a million cold! That's how cold. So cold that I'm back in NYC and it's freezing and it seems warm in comparison.)) I'd never been a guest of honour before and was worried I'd be crappy at it. I was aware that most of the people at the con would not have heard of me or Scott and was worried that they would feel dudded of a proper author guest of honour what wrote adult sf and fantasy. I need not have had any concerns at all. I was right ...

Posted by Justine at 0:00, January 24th, 2008 under Basketball, Cons & Other Gatherings, New York City/USA, Praising, Sport, Travelling, Vainglory, Viewing | 15 Comments »

The juvenilia panel

Posted by Justine at 10:50, January 23rd, 2008 under Cons & Other Gatherings, New York City/USA, Travelling, Writing goals & milestones, Writing life | 12 Comments »

The great photo quest continues

The reason for which are posted most indiscreetly on Scott's blog. I'd just like to share with you my favourite photo so far: Kevin Dunn (science guest of honour) plus me and me old man at High Voltage Confusion in Detroit. Why pirate hats you ask? If I told you I'd have to kill you. And, yes, if you have any other photos of us we'd love to see 'em. Thank you so much everyone for all the photos you've pointed us to. We REALLY appreciate it!

Posted by Justine at 0:00, January 23rd, 2008 under Admin, Bloggery, Cons & Other Gatherings, New York City/USA, Travelling | 9 Comments »

Having fun is EXHAUSTING!

I will have more to say about the fabulous High Voltage ConFusion when my brain and body are in the same place. ((All the usual disclaimers apply about why I haven't responded to your emails, comments etc. Sorry!)) In the meantime what song is stuck in your brain right now? I have Suzanne Vega's "Blood Makes Noise" on high rotation.

Posted by Justine at 17:56, January 21st, 2008 under Cons & Other Gatherings, Travelling | 20 Comments »

Juvenilia

Because we're on a juvenilia panel at ConFusion, Scott is in the next room making strange noises. Some of it is laughter, most of it is groans. He's reading through stuff he wrote when he was a teenager. Because all my juvenilia is back in Sydney, my wonderful mother transcribed some of the earliest stuff to send me. Bless you, Jan. I just read through it. Oh, dear. Sad to say, but there is not an inkling of genius in either of our earliest writings. Wow. We must have worked pretty hard in the intervening years learning how to, you know, construct a sentence or two that don't completely suck. I might put some of it up on our sites to ...

Posted by Justine at 8:46, January 17th, 2008 under Bloggery, Cons & Other Gatherings, Frippery, Travelling | 19 Comments »

The other options

Some are saying that the poll is rigged because I'm only showing pictures of dresses. So in the interests of fairness here are what the other High Voltage ConFusion clothing options look like: The mighty zoot suit Who can not love it's exaggerated shoulders? The lurid colours? The delicious saxophone wail that you are sure to hear everywhere you go? I will admit that this is not the best example of the zoot, but I am trying to get books written, you know! I have a vivid memory of Kid Creole (of Kid Creole & the Coconuts fame) attired in a lime green and black one. Exquisite! The purple jump suit Because what other colour could a jump suit ...

Posted by Justine at 0:00, January 13th, 2008 under Cons & Other Gatherings, Fashion | 5 Comments »

Or this one?

The voting says I should definitely get a new dress. Take that, Scott! The first dress is here. But how about this one: Marc Audibet for Vionnet Or maybe this (look! black gloves!): John Galliano for Christian Dior Thinking about dresses is something else that's much much easier than writing . . .

Posted by Justine at 10:49, January 12th, 2008 under Cons & Other Gatherings, Fashion | 28 Comments »

Because Scalzi made us do it

Next weekend Scott Westerfeld and yours truly will be guests of honour at the 2008 High Voltage ConFusion science fiction convention. It's our very first time being guests of honour and we are stoked. TOTALLY stoked. In fact I'm so very stoked I'm thinking of celebrating with the purchase of a new dress. Surely, being guest of honour requires new clothes, right? I gotta look pretty, don't I? If you have an opinion on this Very Important Matter please to express it in the poll to your right. I'm thinking this one, though with black gloves not white: Vivienne Westwood's Watteau ball gown Here's Scott and mine's schedule. Because we are joint guests of honour we are doing everything together: FRIDAY 18 ...

Posted by Justine at 12:26, January 11th, 2008 under Cons & Other Gatherings, Fashion, Travelling | 26 Comments »

Ya boy authors = dandies

Scott Westerfeld and David Levithan at the National Book Awards looking way too pleased with themselves!

Posted by Justine at 0:04, November 18th, 2007 under Cons & Other Gatherings, Young Adult literature | 13 Comments »

The unteasable

There are many Australian writers in town at the moment and there has been much socialising to celebrate. ((And, yes, that plus deadlines plus the blah blah blahs being out of control has put a crimp in my bloggery. Sorry!)) I can't tell you how much fun it is to be in NYC and not be the only Aussie in the room. ((Also for once it's all of them who are jetlagged while me and Scott are perfectly fine. It's usually the other way around.)) Especially when the other Aussies are fabulous folks like Deb Biancotti, Rob Hood, Margo Lanagan, Garth Nix, Cat Sparks, Trevor Stafford, and Jonathan Strahan. Much fun has been had. ((Though it's making me ...

Posted by Justine at 11:33, October 31st, 2007 under Bloggery, Cons & Other Gatherings, New York City/USA, Sydney/Australia | 17 Comments »

Just quickly

Posted by Justine at 13:58, October 25th, 2007 under Cons & Other Gatherings, Fans & readers, Magic or Madness trilogy, New York City/USA, Young Adult literature | 7 Comments »

Scott on tour

Posted by Justine at 12:52, October 20th, 2007 under Book tour, Cons & Other Gatherings, New York City/USA, Praising, Scott's books, Travelling | 10 Comments »

Many Aussies and one permie ressie

We're two Saturdays away from an all-Aussie (+ one permanent resident) fantasy explosion: the Printz-honour genius Margo Lanagan, editor extraordinaire Jonathan Strahan, bestselling author of the Sabriel and Keys series Garth Nix, not to mention Aussie-by-marriage Scott Westerfeld, oh, yeah, and me! Has there ever been such a line up? No, there has not. Saturday, 27October 27 3-5PM Books of Wonder 18 West 18th Street New York, NY Stick it in your dairy. Tattoo the details on your little brother's cheek ((Okay, don't really do that. That would be wrong.). Carn out and see us! We'll read (a little), answer all your questions (almost), and teach you how to talk Australian (maybe).

Posted by Justine at 0:01, October 19th, 2007 under Cons & Other Gatherings, New York City/USA, Sydney/Australia, Young Adult literature | 6 Comments »

Book tour wisdom

Posted by Justine at 20:25, October 13th, 2007 under Book tour, Cons & Other Gatherings, Food, New York City/USA, Toilets, Travelling | 13 Comments »

Cassandra Clare, Maureen Johnson and other famous persons

One of the fabulous things about this tour is seeing how popular so many of my friends are. At a book shop on the outskirts of Chicago I saw this: I pointed it out to Scott. "Look! Someone here loves Cassie's book. And they have a tonne of copies!" (There were more in piles above and below this book shelf.) The bookseller who wrote that shelf talker overheard me: "You know Cassie Clare?! Oh. My. God. I LOVED that book so much!!! She is a genius! I have loved her ever since I read her Secret Diaries!" At a school in Walnut Creek, California lots of the kids had painted posters of their favourite books. The room was full of ...

Posted by Justine at 2:21, October 9th, 2007 under Bloggery, Book tour, Cons & Other Gatherings, New York City/USA, Praising, Travelling, Young Adult literature | 9 Comments »