Comments on: Guest Post: Sarah Cross Tells Lies

By: Schuyler Esperanza

Schuyler Esperanza — Wed, 17 Feb 2010 01:05:42 +0000

Dear, sweetest, most friendliest Unicorn Council of Courage,

You have an enemy spy among you. She is actually a ZOMBIE SYMPATHIZER. She wants to find your weaknesses as a species and exploit them to her undead friends, who are amassing against you even as I write.

As a peace-loving species, I know you will treat this traitor with kindness and goodwill. Please do not. This is a ruthless woman who supports your brains being ripped from your beautiful heads and eaten. Maybe while you are still alive.

Watch the humans among you. The traitor’s name is Justine. She may be using an alias; it’s even possible she has taken up with unicorn boyfriend. She is a charming-seeming lady, with a great accent, brilliant sense of humor, and fantastic boots.

Look at the hooves around you. Be wary of any human wearing attractive footwear.

If I may be of any further assistance with this very grave matter (though unicorns don’t raise from the dead and go looking for trouble like our zombie enemies), please contact me.

I remain firmly your ally.

With rainbows, puppies, kittens, and manga girls as our guides in wisdom,

Team Unicorn
Official Representative

By: Pam Adams

Pam Adams — Wed, 17 Feb 2010 00:22:00 +0000

Notice how the unicorn’s ‘friends’ are wearing armor- without a zombie in sight. Looks like Team Stab-in-the Back to me.

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Notes from my new and nifty sky chair « What Have We Learned? — Tue, 16 Feb 2010 05:32:39 +0000

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By: Ellen

Ellen — Mon, 15 Feb 2010 07:56:05 +0000

As Team Zombies’ founder the Zombies would protect Justine and offer her the best of the brains they harvest, (from animals), as opposed to weird Lucky Charms and a prison cell from the Unicorn leader treatment.

The unicorns are evil, they hide behind spaklyness just like vampires.
“Ooh they’re so pretty”
-Horn stab-
“Owwwwww, why?”

You know what you’re getin into with zombies, unicorns are the same but with REALLY good PR.

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By: J.T. Wilbanks

J.T. Wilbanks — Sat, 13 Feb 2010 23:55:15 +0000

Were talking unicorns, not Hitler, I think it’s safe to guess that Justine is in perfectly good hands…er…hoofs.

Besides, the zombies would have just eaten her brains anyway, they’ll betry every one of you, mark my words, they will.

By: Erika (Jawas Read, Too!)

Erika (Jawas Read, Too!) — Sat, 13 Feb 2010 19:31:15 +0000

Why would Justine need saving from unicorns? What’s so wrong with a little Lucky Charms love and rainbow vomit so colorful and potent it makes you sparkle a little yourself after a liberal spraying? All of us should be so lucky.

By: Diana Peterfreund Blog | Pre-orders and Kiwi Cravings

Diana Peterfreund Blog | Pre-orders and Kiwi Cravings — Sat, 13 Feb 2010 15:01:15 +0000

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By: Diana Peterfreund

Diana Peterfreund — Sat, 13 Feb 2010 14:35:59 +0000

Sarah, I sent you that photo in CONFIDENCE. I haven’t photoshopped out my knobby knees yet! You clearly cannot be trusted.

By: Cait

Cait — Sat, 13 Feb 2010 04:54:02 +0000

Team unicorn will not be defeated! The enemy must be hugged and loved and covered in joyous rainbows until they repent! It is only for their own good, and the fate of the world!

By: Bec

Bec — Sat, 13 Feb 2010 02:30:58 +0000

Of course Mr Cruise is on Team Unicorn. You can’t sit on a zombie in order to appear taller.

Unicorns also seem better equipped to differentiate between ‘friend’ and ‘food’. So I think I’m going to side with them on this one. Sorry zombie sympathisers.

By: Ah Yuan // wingstodust

Ah Yuan // wingstodust — Sat, 13 Feb 2010 02:12:22 +0000

LOLOLOL

I’m sure Scott will understand about the unicorn boyfriend. These things happen.

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By: Schuyler Esperanza

Schuyler Esperanza — Sat, 13 Feb 2010 00:55:48 +0000

I am Team Unicorn, because Zombies eat brains. Seriously, would a movie like “Dawn of the Dead” by made about unicorns? No, because they are beautiful, mysterious, beloved, and best of all: they do not sup on human gray matter.

By: Sarah Rees Brennan

Sarah Rees Brennan — Sat, 13 Feb 2010 00:35:12 +0000

@ Ali Never! If there is ever a Zombies vs Unicorns Two, I am submitting my story Prince Sparkleangstia Finds An Australian Mate.

By: Ali

Ali — Sat, 13 Feb 2010 00:27:39 +0000

@Sarah Rees Brennan – you will never rest until angsty forbidden human-unicorn love happens, will you?

By: Ali

Ali — Sat, 13 Feb 2010 00:26:09 +0000

Is that Tom Cruise? Is….is he Team Unicorn?
I don’t think I want to be Team Unicorn any more…
Although the silver lining to all of this is that, having experienced first hand their glittery wrath, Justine will have no choice but to admit that unicorns are badass.

By: Sarah Rees Brennan

Sarah Rees Brennan — Sat, 13 Feb 2010 00:17:54 +0000

Frankly, I do not think we NEED Justine! This is MY blog now. Lots of Matthew McConaughey movies to get through, thank you for reminding me, Ms Cross . . . Reign of Fire, perhaps, needs to be addressed!

Anyway, I think she’ll be HAPPY with the unicorns. You know what’s happening there. A sworn enemy of the unicorns. A sexy, rebellious loner unicorn drawn to her fiery ways.

Say it with me, folks: unicorn boyfriend. I’m sure Scott will understand.