the whole song, but specifically the lines enclosed with /// <— those things

from the musical Sweeney Todd: “Johanna”

I feel you, Johanna,
I feel you.
I was half convinced I’d waken,
Satisfied enough to dream you.
Happily I was mistaken,
Johanna.
I’ll steal you, Johanna,
I’ll steal you.

I’ll steal you, Johanna,
I’ll steal you.
///Do they think that walls could hide you?
Even now, I’m at your window.
I am in the dark beside you,
Buried sweetly in your yellow hair!///
I feel you, Johanna,
And one day I’ll steal you!
Til I’m with you then,
I’m with you there,
Sweetly buried in your yellow hair!

Check it out:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XxwNIyJ2mDM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qSgRc3GV6IQ

[its got claps and double claps]

I’ll be around every corner you go. Don’t you look so surprised.
I’ll be in every dressing room that you’re in.
I’ll be holding every door you walk through. You don’t even have to say thanks.
I’ll get groceries at the same time as you.

Don’t think I don’t know what suits you well. Don’t think I don’t know.

I’ll be in every smoky corner you’ve seen counting your drinks.
I’ll be the guy who drives past your house.
I’ll be hiding behind your mirror watching you crimp your hair.
I’ll follow you with sunglasses on.

Don’t think I don’t know what suits you well. Don’t think I don’t know.

I’ll be looking through your windows at night.
Watching you sleep. I will see you at your big game.
I’ll be at the same parties as you, and I’ll meet you in the closet.
I’ll follow you home when the sun comes up

Don’t think I don’t know what suits you well. Don’t think I don’t know.

Just in case, I’ll post this one:
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OKaysions- Girl Watcher

I’m a girl watcher, I’m a girl watcher…
Watchin’ girls go by, hey, my my
I’m a girl watcher, I’m a girl watcher…
Here comes one now…

I was just a boy when I threw away my toys
And found a new pastime to dwell on
Whenever I detects them there of the other sex
I play the game I do so well on

Mumble something female, my my, but you do look swell
Could you please walk a little slower…
Wonder if you know that you’re putting on a show
Could you please walk a little closer…
———-

My second creepiest song. He’s FOLLOWING her, it freaks me out xD Hope it creeps you out too!

Who are these lucky gals? Well, Mr. Lonelyhearts watches a lot of court shows: Judge Judy, Divorce Court, Judge Mathis, and so on. He says he thinks he can help the women who appear on the show. And if they’re publicly listed numbers, we give them to him.

He has been warned in the past for trying to put moves on the librarian staff (always over the phone).

Sooooo…about two months ago, he called wanting to know who wrote the song “Hello, It’s Me.” That would be Todd Rundgren, and now whenever he calls I feel all skeevy as I think of the lyrics:

Hello, it’s me
I’ve thought about us for a long, long time
Maybe I think too much but something’s wrong
There’s something here that doesn’t last too long
Maybe I shouldn’t think of you as mine

Seeing you
Or seeing anything as much as I do you
I take for granted that you’re always there
I take for granted that you just don’t care
Sometimes I can’t help seeing all the way through

It’s important to me
That you know you are free
‘Cause I never want to make you change for me

Think of me
You know that I’d be with you if I could
I’ll come around to see you once in a while
Or if I ever need a reason to smile
And spend the night if you think I should

It’s important to me
That you know you are free
‘Cause I never want to make you change for me

Think of me
You know that I’d be with you if I could
I’ll come around to see you once in a while
Or if I ever need a reason to smile
And spend the night if you think I should

Think of me…
Think of me…
Think of me

You better run for your life if you can, little girl
Hide your head in the sand, little girl
Catch you with another man, that’s the end, little girl

It basically says he’s going to KILL HER. Isn’t it romantic?

In terms of songs that know they’re sung by stalkers, I adore the Magnetic Fields’ “Absolutely Cuckoo.”

Don’t fall in love with me yet
we only recently met
true i’m in love with you but
you might decide i’m a nut
give me a week or two to
go absolutely cuckoo
and when you see your error
then you can flee in terror
like everybody else does

I think I dated that guy!

Someone else mentioned Rod Stewart’s “Infatuation”, I think his “Crazy About Her” is much worse.

Crazy About Her
I walk the streets at night
until the morning light comes shining through
Can’t get a good night’s sleep
Ain’t been to work in weeks
What am I gonna do
Help me

Can’t get her off my mind
I’m drinking too much wine
I’m burning up inside
If I could touch her face
or take her out some place I’d be satisfied

Hey, I’m a loaded gun
I’m crazy about her, crazy about her
Hey, I’m a lovesick son
I’m crazy about her

I see her jogging in Central Park
with one of them Walkman’s on her head.
She was hot, young, beautiful
and I said to myself
She’s destined to be mine

I see her every day
in rush hour or subway, in a grocery store
She don’t notice me,
I might as well just be a cockroach on the floor

If she belonged to me I’d give her everything
I’d never cheat or lie
I’d treat her with respect, not just a sex object
I ain’t that kind of guy

Hey, I’m a loaded gun
I’m crazy about her, crazy about her
Hey, I’m a lovesick son
I’m crazy about her

I was standing outside the Met one day
when she drove by in a black Corvette
I said Hey baby
I could’ve died, she looked straight through me
But I know she’s destined to be mine

Spoken:
Every night I stand around her door and wait for her to come by
She lives in one of those brown-stones with the guard outside
and the limousines and the Rolls Royces coming and going

My friends all say she’s way outta my class
but I know if she’d just get know me
I could give her something all those rich guy ain’t got
Yeah!

Ain’t gonna bide my time ain’t gonna stand in line
Somebody gonna get burned
But, oh the problem is I think my loves at risk
She’s the boss’s girl
Oh no

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L4a2_N7aQuU&feature=related

“…I hear her call out to me, I hear the fear in her voice…I will be with her tonight!”

How did a song that creepy even get airplay?

I feel you, Johanna.
I’ll steal you, Johanna,
I’ll steal you.
Do they think that walls could hide you?
Even now, I’m at your window.
I am in the dark beside you,
buried sweetly in your yellow hair.

GOOSEBUMPS. If this doesnt creep you out, I dont know what will. Jamie Campbell Bower makes it that much more creepy! Talk about obsession, poor Johanna! Great movie in my opinion, though. ;D

Bright Eyes – The Calendar Hung Itself

Stalk and Stare
I think about you all the time
I swear
You are mine and I will never share
oh oh ooooh

Stalk and Stare
When you are alone
I am always there
So tell your Boyfriend to beware
oh oh ooooh

Stalk and Stare
I love the way the moonlight
shines on your hair
Without you there would be no air
oh oh ooooh

It keeps going and gets pretty crazy.

But if it has to be song I would go with “Somebody’s Watching Me” By Micheal Jackson. This one of course is from the stalkee’s point of view. I want to know how no one thought of this song though!

When I’m in the shower
I’m afraid to wash my hair
‘Cause I might open my eyes
And find someone standing there
People say I’m crazy
Just a little touched
But maybe showers remind me
Of Psycho too much
That’s why

(I always feel like)
(Somebody’s watching me)
And I have no privacy
Whooooa, oh-oh
(I always feel like)
(Somebody’s watching me)
Who’s playin’ tricks on me

Then there is also “Kelsey” by Metro Station

So take one word you said
You put it in your bed
You rest your tiny head on your pillow
You wonder where you’re going next
You got your head pushed to my chest
and now you’re hoping that someone let’s you in
Well I’ll sure let you in
You know ill let you in
Oh Kelsey, you.

So don’t let anyone scare you
You know that I’ll protect you
Always,
now through the thick and thin
Until the end
You better watch it
You know you don’t cross it because
I’m always here for you
and I’ll be here for you
(I know x3) I know how it feels believe me
I’ve been there and
(I know x3) I know what it feels like
tell me Kelsey

And I’ll swim the ocean for you
the ocean for you
whoa, oh Kelsey
and I’ll swim the ocean for you
the ocean for you
whoa, oh Kelsey
(i hear you darlin’)

Find More lyrics at http://www.sweetslyrics.com
Now it’s gonna get harder
and it’s gonna burn brighter
and it’s gonna feel tougher each and every day
so let me say, that i love you
you’re all I’ve ever wanted
all I’ve ever dreamed of to come
and yes you did come
i want you so bad (so bad)
can you feel it too? (it too)
you know I’m so, I’m so in love with you
i want you, so much
i need you, so much
i need your, i need your, your touch

and I’ll swim the ocean for you
the ocean for you
whoa, oh Kelsey
x4
and you never ever let me in (let me in)
x4

The entire song is full of stalkerish sayings!

“Whatcha doin’ tonight
I wish I could be a fly on your wall
Are you really alone
Who’s stealin’ your dreams
Why can’t I bring you into my life
What would it take to make you see that I’m alive”

And things just get creepier from there:

“Saw your face in the crowd
I call out your name
You don’t hear a sound
I keep tracing your steps
Each move that you make
Wish I could read what goes through your mind
Wish you could touch me with the colors of your life”

Any song that talks about touching someone with the “colors of your life” should automatically win some sort of award. I’m not exactly sure what these “colors” are that Clay speaks of, but I can tell you this: I don’t want them anywhere near me.

Finally, and perhaps most importantly, “Invisible” is the best choice because, honestly, this is probably it’s only shot at ever being the “best” at anything because it flat out sucks. It’s like tee ball: Even the awkward, bench-warming kid gets a trophy at the end of the season.

Maybe if Clay doesn’t win this contest, he can win a “Funniest Funeral Song” contest? Because seriously, who doesn’t wanna hear the words “if I was invisible, I would just watch you in your room” while they’re staring at a dead body? It wouldn’t be funny at all for the mourners, but I bet the dead guy would be laughing his butt off somewhere.

then there is this song..Hey Juliet by LMNT
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lf5taymXp44

Mrs. Brown, You’ve Got A Lovely Daughter, by Herman’s Hermits!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lv8k0VI9tBc

Every time I hear this song, I can feel an earnest-voiced and fresh-faced British bloke lurking outside my window in the dark.

“Mrs. Brown you’ve got a lovely daughter,
Girls as sharp as her are somethin’ rare.
But it’s sad, she doesn’t love me now,
She’s made it clear enough it ain’t no good to pine.

She wants to return those things I bought her,
Tell her she can keep them just the same.
Things have changed, she doesn’t love me now,
She’s made it clear enough it ain’t no good to pine.

Walkin’ about, even in a crowd, well…
You’ll pick her out, makes a bloke feel so proud!

If she finds that I’ve been round to see you,
(round to see you)
Tell her that I`m well and feelin’ fine.
(feelin’ fine)
Don’t let on, don’t say she’s broke my heart.
I’d go down on my knees but it’s no good to pine.

Walkin’ about, even in a crowd, well…
You’ll pick her out, makes a bloke feel…!

If she finds that I’ve been round to see you,
(round to see you)
Tell her that I`m well and feelin’ fine.
(feelin’ fine)
Don’t let on, don’t say she’s broke my heart.
I’d go down on my knees but it’s no good to pine.

Mrs. Brown you’ve got a lovely daughter… (lovely daughter)
Mrs. Brown you’ve got a lovely daughter… (lovely daughter)
Mrs. Brown you’ve got a lovely daughter… (lovely daughter)
Mrs. Brown you’ve got a lovely daughter… (lovely daughter)”