Comments on: Request to mad scientists everywhere!

By: Sarah Rees Brennan

Sarah Rees Brennan — Fri, 10 Apr 2009 16:45:25 +0000

I don’t know what you’re talking about, she says from the glitter-covered balloon where she sits in a daring 1870s frock having her face painted like a mime artist. I haven’t been having any funny urges at all.

By: Justine

Justine — Thu, 09 Apr 2009 16:09:29 +0000

Malcolm: Don’t be ridiculous. That would never work.

Oh, look! Vivienne Westwood ballgown! Shiny!

By: Diana Peterfreund

Diana Peterfreund — Thu, 09 Apr 2009 13:00:07 +0000

I think I’d be handling the whole thing better if I hadn’t had my date pushed back three months. because you see, there’s that whole…

Hold on a second. Doorbell.

**Whack!***Thump!***Hunnnnghh?***Bamf!****

Hi, Justine? What are we talking about again?

{{{Stepford Smile}}}

By: Malcolm Tredinnick

Malcolm Tredinnick — Thu, 09 Apr 2009 05:28:25 +0000

You’re over-thinking this. A shiny object or fun little puzzle should suffice. Show it to appropriate authors, wave it around a bit and soon life will be all “when is my book.. ooh, look… shiny!”

By: Werner von Purple

Werner von Purple — Thu, 09 Apr 2009 04:36:39 +0000

A small glitch in ze system. Sherwood is now a cat again. Sorry about that.

By: Justine

Justine — Thu, 09 Apr 2009 04:10:20 +0000

Sherwood: Oh oh! Seems that the first experiment went horribly wrong. Thank you though for volunteering! We really appreciate it.

Sarah: Yup all writers = teh crazy.

Rachel: Quit procrastinating online! GO AND WRITE ALREADY!

Werner von Purple: Could you change Sherwood back to how she was now, please?

By: Werner von Purple

Werner von Purple — Thu, 09 Apr 2009 02:41:16 +0000

Ve are too busy with ze orbital mind control lasers at ze moment but ve vill give your clever idea consideration as soon as ve can.

By: Rachel

Rachel — Thu, 09 Apr 2009 02:20:24 +0000

How about “waiting to (expletive)-ing get my (expletive)-ing act together and write a novel?

Yeah, I know. It’s my own fault.

By: Sarah Billington

Sarah Billington — Wed, 08 Apr 2009 23:54:45 +0000

And of course before the “waiting for next book to come out insanity” comes the “waiting for agent to accept book” which is followed by “waiting for agent to sell book” and then of course, you know the rest.

Authors. There’s just a lot of insanity going on.

By: Sherwood

Sherwood — Wed, 08 Apr 2009 23:23:58 +0000

Arf? Arf arf arf! Bow-wow, snarrrrrllll…