We know he sniffs chairs . . .

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Posted by Justine at 11:39, 14 May 2008 under Sydney/Australia | 12 Comments »

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Eric Luper Says:
That is… weird.
May 14th, 2008 at 12:03 PM
2. Justine Says:
You are not wrong.
May 14th, 2008 at 12:26 PM
Eric Luper Says:
At least it’s good to know that it’s not just America’s politician who have weird proclivities. I just feel bad for the quokka. And the chair sniffee.
May 14th, 2008 at 12:58 PM
maureen johnson Says:
This is the funniest headline of all time. THANK GOD YOU ARE HERE TO POINT THESE THINGS OUT!
May 14th, 2008 at 1:07 PM
doselle Says:
Chair sniffing?
CHAIR SNIFFING?
What kind of mind leads one to such activities, eh?
Thanks, Justine. I am now damaged beyond all repair.
CHAIR SNIFFING?!??!
May 14th, 2008 at 4:27 PM
Benjamin Says:
Brilliant. Just… brilliant. Serendipity or conspiracy?
May 14th, 2008 at 5:25 PM
nadai Says:
I’m afraid to ask what sort of “mistreatment” he is rumoured to have done.
Do quokkas often sit on chairs?
May 14th, 2008 at 7:00 PM
8. Justine Says:
Everyone: Best we not think too hard on this matter. It reeks of wrong.
May 14th, 2008 at 7:32 PM
Hillary! Says:
Reeketh of wrong it doth do smell…but twhat’s chair sniffing? Does that mean he was sniffing chairs he suspected people had farted in?
May 14th, 2008 at 7:41 PM
Brent Says:
Hmpf. And here I thought quokkas was another weird Aussie sport like cricket. They’re actually rather cute, though I like raccoons better.
May 14th, 2008 at 8:42 PM
David Gill Says:
Which begs the question: Exactly which olfactory experience was he hoping for?
May 14th, 2008 at 8:44 PM
Mary Elizabeth S. Says:
That poor chair must have been awfully confused by such behavior.
~Mary
May 14th, 2008 at 10:24 PM