Things I REALLY don’t like
You know what’s wrong with contemporary fantasy of any flavour?
Not enough Elvis.
What’s up with that?
Also they should all be set in Bolzano, Dapto, Enugu or Guayaquil.
On your bikes. Except for Alan, of course.
Posted by Justine at 11:32, 19 April 2008 under Bloggery | 9 Comments »

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Nutti Says:
Have you read the Sookie Stackhouse mystery/fantasy series by Charlaine Harris? They are adult mystery/fantasy with vampires and other creatures as well as Elvis. The first book in the series is “Dead Until Dark.” If you haven’t, they are worth a look.
April 19th, 2008 at 1:43 pm
Jackie M. Says:
Chance gets a pass as well.
April 19th, 2008 at 2:01 pm
3. Justine Says:
Jackie M.: Of course. Many many people do. Like you and David. I was just using the excuse to link to Alan’s brilliant piece one more time.
April 19th, 2008 at 2:16 pm
Jackie M. Says:
But Chance and Alan earned their passes…
April 19th, 2008 at 2:17 pm
5. Justine Says:
You don’t think you and David earned passes? The blog overlord does.
April 19th, 2008 at 2:20 pm
Patrick Says:
Alan isn’t allowed to ride bikes or Alan writes books with enough Elvis in Bolzano, Dapto, Enugu and Guayaquil?
I’m easily confused.
April 19th, 2008 at 10:04 pm
Jackie M. Says:
Nah. David (and Jeremy T.) just snarked from the sidelines. Amusingly, true! But I see neither genius satire nor any great concentration of Elvisness coming from them.
And me, man. I just sat in the gallery and ate the peanuts.
April 20th, 2008 at 1:41 am
8. Justine Says:
Patrick: Follow the links.
Jackie: David is always thinking of Elvis. also eating peanuts is a giant contribution. Elvis loved peanuts.
April 20th, 2008 at 3:58 am
Patrick Says:
The links lead to a big WAAAH-fest of jealousy over a book about Fairies –
WAIT a second….
Someone needs more boots.
April 20th, 2008 at 9:13 am