We haz couch
This is couch:

Is noice couch.
Posted by Justine at 0:10, 17 November 2007 under Frippery | 25 Comments »

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Malcolm Tredinnick Says:
You haz scratches on floor if you don’t put something under those legs.
The only problem with couches is that they take up valuable wall space that could otherwise be used for bookcases.
November 17th, 2007 at 12:11 AM
Kelly Says:
“The only problem with couches is that they take up valuable wall space that could otherwise be used for bookcases”
That’s why my couch is in the middle of the living room, with not only wall space for more bookshelves, but I have shorter shelves against the back of the couch. (And I still don’t have enough room for all my books.)
/book geekery
November 17th, 2007 at 12:59 AM
Cat Sparks Says:
awesome! couch is goodness.
November 17th, 2007 at 2:48 AM
e. Lockhart Says:
good lookin’
but i wan see bukcases so bad
November 17th, 2007 at 7:57 AM
5. Justine Says:
Malcolm: You haz scratches on floor if you don’t put something under those legs.
U seez our floor? Iz all scratchez!
Cat: We likez u.
E.: but i wan see bukcases so bad
Noes. Iz sekrit bukcases.
November 17th, 2007 at 8:18 AM
hereandnow Says:
invisible bookcase?
November 17th, 2007 at 8:54 AM
7. Justine Says:
hereandnow: invisible bookcase?
iz sekrit!
November 17th, 2007 at 9:51 AM
Kaleb Nation Says:
what a tease. you put the book cases just out of view. It’s all everyone is murmuring about now
November 17th, 2007 at 5:36 PM
genevieve Says:
can always polish floor again, what the hell. IN industrial settings, is done every couple of years. (What they don’t tell you when you polish home floors, heh.) iz scrumptiouz couchez.
November 17th, 2007 at 6:07 PM
Kenina-chan Says:
Are you going to name the couch? Or is its name already ‘Couch’?
November 17th, 2007 at 7:23 PM
Patrick, the Space Lord Says:
In typical Australian fashion, they have named the couch – ‘table’
please, have a seat on table.
November 17th, 2007 at 7:41 PM
Malcolm Tredinnick Says:
Right, Patrick owes me a new keyboard. This one has tea all over it after I spit it out whilst laughing.
November 17th, 2007 at 7:57 PM
Danica Says:
no offense, but when I saw this entry the only thing that came to my mind was, “wow, she has twelve comments on her /couch/?”
t’were v. amusing comments though, so i’m pleased.
Apparently it’s a really good couch.
November 17th, 2007 at 8:40 PM
Kadie-Wa Says:
Sweet couch. Me likey.
November 17th, 2007 at 8:56 PM
kim Says:
me want
November 17th, 2007 at 9:39 PM
16. Justine Says:
Danica: apparently it’s a really good couch
Iz best couch ever!
Malcolm: after I spit it out whilst laughing.
after you SPAT it out. Past tense is good! Embrace it.
Kim: me want
No can haz. Iz my couch.
November 17th, 2007 at 9:58 PM
Mary Elizabeth S. Says:
i seez laptop…whoz laptop?
November 17th, 2007 at 10:08 PM
18. Justine Says:
Maybe iz laptop. Maybe iz fish. Not telling.
November 17th, 2007 at 10:19 PM
Malcolm Tredinnick Says:
I have to say (very carefully, since apparently my comments are being graded), I’m kind of coveting your nice wooden floor, scratches and all. I really love the polished wood look.
November 17th, 2007 at 10:25 PM
scott w Says:
iz fish
November 17th, 2007 at 10:26 PM
21. Justine Says:
Malcolm: I’m kind of coveting your nice wooden floor, scratches and all.
iz good floor. iz wabi sabi floor.
Scott! Not sposed to tell!
November 17th, 2007 at 10:29 PM
Patrick, the Space Lord Says:
please, sit on ‘table’, look at website on ‘fish’
November 18th, 2007 at 7:54 AM
Courtney-chan Says:
ooh, me likez couch! nice couch.
November 18th, 2007 at 12:46 PM
Kadie-Wa Says:
me no understand the fish thingy….
November 18th, 2007 at 6:10 PM
y.manynames Says:
iz a lovely couch… needs kitteh tho, to be purrfect couch.
mebbe two kitteh…
November 20th, 2007 at 2:56 PM